Photographer Joshua Hoffine skillfully recreates childhood nightmares into visual reality
Holy shit these are awesome
the letter cubes on the floor in the picture with the monster under the bed spell out “daddy no”
my brain is overwhelmed right now this is awful and so gripping
In brief sightings of this lair's beast, it has been determined that she is female, Filipino, and reached the age of 20 on December 28. She is an INFJ, Melancholic, Type 4, a Capricorn, a Hufflepuff, and Lawful Neutral. She also has avid interest in all things anime, and as such, has a separate lair for such dalliances.
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midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.
naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door
It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf.
what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.
the hook is worthy
the hook is worthy
Peter Pan would disagree.
I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.
so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head
instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it.
OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME
i just… can’t have this not on my blog.
harry james potter (deserves your respect & love)
(pt 1 because all my harry love cannot begin to be contained in one set of graphs. this boy went through a helluvalot and gave the same and damn you if you don’t adore him)
[seductively takes off glasses]
wow you’re fucking blurry
WHOA YOU’RE A CUTIE
I still laugh at this every single time I see it.
have you ever read a fic and your favorite character said something SO OOC THAT U LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE AND TAKE A MOMENT
Don’t lie to me Tumblr I know you have the hots for Hades I’VE SEEN YOUR TAGS
Shopping for school supplies in elementary school was intense like “im so gonna show up tiffany with these mechanical pencils bitch wont know what hit her”
when one of your friends says something shitty and offensive out of nowhere