“Organizing the Bookcase”
Random House posted this on their twitter, and it’s definitely the most awesome thing you’ll see all day.
‘dad’ a young boy goes to his father, ‘I’m depressed because I have a personality crisis where I act angrily towards my crush but secretly I harbour feelings for them that I don’t admit.’
the father sighs pitifully and pats his son’s arm ‘dere dere, tsun’
Cartier Love bracelet
“Unlike traditional bracelets, which are either wide enough to slip them over the hand onto the wrist or can readily be opened in order to put them on, the Love bracelet is designed to be opened only using a special screwdriver that is supplied with every bracelet. The screwdriver is also available in the form of a necklace, allowing the bracelet to be “locked” onto one person while the “key” is kept around the neck of another as a symbol for their commitment to their relationship.”
From Sarah Kay’s “If I should have a daughter”
A letter I sent to someone special who feels as if he’s lost his ability to write. Reproduced here in verbatim.
You know what I think, deluding yourself that you forgot how to write is in the same league as making…